When Purple Balls of Death Attack!

All Hail the mighty purple mirror ball of DOOM.
DANCE or it will crush you like the sedentary bug that you are!

In all seriousness though, I got my fancy pants & disco dancing shirt on, so I thought I would play the role (fool) for you. Obviously, this photo is not real, because if it were the sheer gravitational force of this giant mirror ball would surely suck up pets and small humans like a vacuum cleaner. I am in environmental science, but I have to admit that mirror ball communities are NOT my speciality.

This thing might rival the death star... yes, the purple death mirror ball. I see lots of potential for general mayhem emanating from such a source. So I guess we all should dance to prevent such a catastrophe of epic proportions. Plus it is healthy to dance. That is key: Remaining in good health, via dancing... yes... we should focus on the dancing health benefits over the massive destruction & loss of life if no dancing occurs when we suffer the wrath from the giant purple mirror ball of doom!

I long for the day when we can, once again, have more benevolence from our mirror balls, but people keep telling me the 70s are over.